Cowboy Logic and Tips

Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.

The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.

Water and truth are freshest at it's source.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

The horse stopped with a jerk----and the jerk fell off!

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

The best way out of difficulty is through it.

What this country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

A gun is a tool, no better or worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or bad as the man using it.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

If it doesn't seem worth the effort, it probably isn't.

Don't mess with something that isn't bothering you.

Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.


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